*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*
Victoria’s Secret is having their Semi-Annual Sale which is more like Go Buy A Bra and Get Distracted By Your Own Cleavage Sale.
Aww yeah, guess who’s going on a date on Sunday which is Father’s Day but after I see my dad, I’m going to see a younger man for flirting purposes I’m gonna start preparing some jokes.
For some reason, I decided to go back on okcupid and I’ve been messaging this guy who said “Doctor Who isn’t supposed to be like an action movie in space, it’s a cheesy scifi Scooby Doo” and I think I’m going to see if he wants to get coffee sometime.
I stepped on the corner of my mirror (like the ones you flip for normal mirror and super Holy Shit My Pores Are Enormous Lets Squeeze Everything On My Face mirror) and I got a very sudden, very painful blood blister.
are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me
I got an app to teach me the Korean alphabet and so far I know:
바나나 is banana and 라거 is lager.
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
Sometimes I take a steps forward in adulthood like finally going to Coinstar and getting an amazon gift card for my change and correctly folding a fitted sheet. Then again, I spent that gift card ordering laser tag guns, so I’m not sure I’m actually progressing any.