March 2012
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dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
How is "Harvey Wallbanger" one word?!: URGENT:... →
heysammy:
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly…
February 2012
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Sometimes we just type in caps to make our conversations look extra important.
dockeryfied:
a mathematical jedi would use the fours
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“Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...”
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com
YES.
(via golden-notebook)
So incredibly eloquently put. (via anonanimal)
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Let me tell you a story about my freshman year of...
It’s a pretty well known fact that I love Robert Pattinson. That sarcastic fuck just gets my soul, you know? When I was a freshman in college, my roommates decided to treat me to a surprise (and document it in story form on Facebook). Here it is, with copied text and pictures.
“Once upon a time there was a handsome/sexy/beautiful/blood sucking man named robert pattinson….. and a...
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montidrew asked: 39
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40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
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5 minutes in the microwave vs. 50 minutes in the oven?! WHAT IS THE POINT IN THIS FROZEN DINNER.
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
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shamblebobbledibbledooble asked: So sitting here watching Lost like I just can't get enough....
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Guys I just bought the stuff for the giveaway and I’m so excited and I just want to show you everythinggggg.
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omg the Bachelor is disgusting me.
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montidrew asked: What are your goals for March?
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bannerisms:
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
#get down girl go head and pan
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Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
sageoflogic:
theowlintheolivetree:
jensenjaundice:
werocksocks:
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blackguyandrew:
fucking win
Vote for me.
We gettin’ PAID.
oh god I am so pleased with this
Accurate, but I don’t really think it’s the best campaign slogan.
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So my trial of CS5 ran out on this computer and I can’t find a working crack. Can anyone help?
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...”
– Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via deadmendontwearplaid)
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WHAT IS THE POINT IN HAVING CATS IF YOU WILL NOT KILL ON MY COMMAND?
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a font that exists →
every time someone reblogs my tags, the feeling i get is what i imagine winning an oscar is like.
and when people ignore my brilliant tags, i suddenly understand how leonardo dicaprio feels.
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When you think of the most amazing art idea
and have zero skills to carry it out.
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