Sitting in the kitchen, icing my foot with corn because it hurts to walk and we don’t have ice.

hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

harrieschapel:

Dylan O’Brien playing Quidditch in ‘The Internship’

Fuck

I got an app to teach me the Korean alphabet and so far I know:
바나나 is banana and 라거 is lager.

Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark

lizthefangirl:

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE 

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS! 

*sPITS DRINK*

dimadamn:

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

Sometimes I take a steps forward in adulthood like finally going to Coinstar and getting an amazon gift card for my change and correctly folding a fitted sheet. Then again, I spent that gift card ordering laser tag guns, so I’m not sure I’m actually progressing any.