Looking too fancy for the bar I’m going to but whatever.

I finally got around to doing individual eyelashes again, and sometimes I just really want to share makeup stuff with you guys (even though I’m not really wearing any makeup except for on my eyebrows).

On my way to see Anna for her birthday. Lookin majestic like a lion. This post brought to you by traffic.

Attention: my new shirt goes with EVERYTHING AND I LOVE IT HOLY CRAP.

BAM GUESS WHO SHAVED HER LEGS AND PUT ON THIS BODY OIL SHIT THAT SMELLS AMAZING AND NOW HAS FUCKING SHINY ASS LEGS THAT FEEL AS SMOOTH AS WHAT I IMAGINE DOLPHINS FEEL LIKE.

I haven’t showered in like…4 days because the tub in my apartment isn’t draining so I’ve been existing on dry shampoo and deodorant and a fervent  hope no one can tell. One of the fun things about dry shampoo is that after a while, it all builds up and your hair can do some fun stuff. WHAT CAN I SAY, THE HUMAN BODY AND TECHNOLOGY ARE MAJESTIC.

I feel like I’m channeling some ballerina vibes with today’s outfit.

Behold! A haircut!

This is a fun look called “SERIOUSLY YOU FUCKING CANCELLED CLASS AGAIN AND STILL DIDNT SEND OUT AN EMAIL?”